INSIDIOUS (2011) THREE TOP HATS
Honestly, I was really dubious about Insidious whenever this was released in the theaters, for it’s PG-13ness and put out by it’s crappy movie poster (below). But then, surprisingly, a bunch of people...
View ArticleHARD CANDY (2005) TWO TOP HATS
Have you heard about this movie? The one where Patrick Wilson gets his balls cut off by Juno Ellen Page? Do you remember watching this seven years ago and forgetting how fucking boring this is? Do you...
View ArticlePROMETHEUS (2012) FOUR TOP HATS
Now that “Pröm” is out here in the U.S., reviews are starting top pop up all over the place, so, after a very trying (yet fun) day yesterday in small town America, here comes mine. I know there are...
View ArticleTHE CONJURING (2013) A TWO PART TAKE
PART ONE: So – I just watched this and spent some considerable time on Twitter talking with my friends about it (and ABSENTIA) and – I really loved it. I don’t want to get too long into this because I...
View ArticleINSIDIOUS CHAPTER 2 (2013) REALLY?
If no one’s ever paid attention to what I do out here – I try and do something relatively new on Fridays – in case even one of the Most Beloveds are thinking of renting something over the weekend. I...
View ArticleA SPRING CORNUCOPIA… OF MOVIES!! – FROM THE IPC
WAIT!! That’s not a cornucopia!! That’s one of my old headers I use to use! What the hell?? Well – SHITFEST is over for the time being and I got to do a lot of movie watching since I didn’t have to do...
View ArticleSTRETCH (2014) FOUR TOP HATS
I had never even heard of this thing (which is not uncommon as I know nothing about anything) until our sweet JB came out with her post about this thing. She seemed to really like it and we pretty...
View ArticleLET’S KILL WARD’S WIFE (2014) THREE + TOP HATS
Ward’s wife is a bitch and everyone hates her. She treats Ward like a cunt and berates him in front of his friends and family. She smokes while she breastfeeds and throws things at him while he’s...
View ArticleBONE TOMAHAWK (2015): 1, EVERYTHING ELSE: 0
Wow… it’s hard to believe I’ve vanished out of the blogging world so much… I never, ever wanted to but figured this would happen once I got out of my daily routine… I did five posts a day every week...
View ArticleSTRANGERS ON A PLANE 2: GOODNIGHT MOMMY AND BONE TOMAHAWK
One day, a number of years ago, I took the day off to have some fellows come over and clean out our chimney. When they got there, I moved from the couch to the kitchen and started watching a shit...
View ArticleSPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS
I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I...
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